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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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