A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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autistic kids rock

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Anti Joke

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