Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

womens rights

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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