- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

nothing

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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