- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

men's rights activists

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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