- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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