- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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