- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A praying mantis is very graceful

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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