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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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