- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The child was fired from his job.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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