roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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a man makes a bad joke

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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