- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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