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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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