What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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