Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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