- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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