- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats a joke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

civil rights

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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