A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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