- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

David Cameron

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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