- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Chick Norris... Enough said

If your reading this, youre not blind.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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