A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Error 37.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

my penis

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Andoni was here

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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