what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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