- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Skinny people fart less.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Hello penis

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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