Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Gustavo Andrade

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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