Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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