How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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