- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Knock Knock Who's there

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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