- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is life? Paul.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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