what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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