- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A house comes around the corner.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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