If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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womens rights

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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kathryn atkins

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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