- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

woman's rights

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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