- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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