How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A man did not like this site

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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