- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

The child was fired from his job.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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