What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...