How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

men's rights activists

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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