- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Emily Walker.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Get up Look in the mirror

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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