- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

human centipede

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Granny porn!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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