Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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