What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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