Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

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