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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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