A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

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