Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what are you mike bibby?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I'm Polish.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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