how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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lol

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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