- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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