What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Haha, I get it..

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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