whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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deez nuts

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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