Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

were you expecting a joke

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

dallen loves penis

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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