- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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