- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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