Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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