- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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