- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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