A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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