- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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