A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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