A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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