- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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