A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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