did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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