- Anti Joke

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)