How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Anti Joke

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