- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

u know whats a crime? rape

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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