What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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