Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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