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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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David Cameron

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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