- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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