Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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