A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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