What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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