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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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