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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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