- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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