- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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