- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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