what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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