- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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