- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man penetrates another man.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

asians have slitted eyes lol

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

women's rights.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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