- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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